Jul 10, 2009

21st Century Iconography


It’s a fact, whether in sports, music or movies, that certain stars rise to iconic status while others do not. Certainly talent is involved in their ascent, but often there is something else that contributes to the transformation. After all, there are many actors, singers, and athletes who have great skill, yet never receive the public adoration and worship that those select few experience. Perhaps in addition to the talent factor is the issue of timing. They often arise in the midst of a transitional time period, when society and culture are dramatically changing and the icons represent that shift into the new era – e.g. the Beatles. I think tenure can also play a part in such ascensions. If you’re in the public eye and ear long enough and loud enough you become a household name an eventually an icon.

Michael Jackson attained iconic status quite some time ago and to a degree that only a few in history have. Perhaps one or all of these factors (talent, timing, and tenure) contributed to his rise, but one has to wonder if there was an additional freak factor. (*Please note: I was going to use ‘eccentric’ here in order not to deviate from decorum which dictates never speak ill of the deceased, but alas, I was bound by alliteration {and the general appropriateness of the word in this context}). Had MJ not dangled his infant out of a second story window, purchased a cryogenic coffin, sealed his face with a surgical mask, sealed his face with surgery, owned a monkey named Bubbles, built a creepy theme park for kids, committed some act with one of them that warranted a 22 million dollar pay off, and changed his race (to name a few fiascos), perhaps he would simply have gone down in history as a great 80s pop star. Instead, due to his “eccentricity”, we now need a national day of mourning for Michael, a funeral that could bankrupt California, and so many magazines, forthcoming books, “best of”/ mix albums, dolls, and toys, and underwear, and white gloves, and mounds and mounds of ridicules refuse all bearing his image. Because why?… well, he was the king of pop—talented tenured, and twisted representing a transition into a twisted era.

Jul 2, 2009

appropriate agnomen

A horsefly is aptly named insofar as it congregates around the equine. Yet insofar as it deviates from said congregation and feasts upon the soft tissue of pedestrians or passing runners, its moniker might be altered to a more fitting flag, such as human flesh-eating f*&!er.

Scaredy Cat?



We have three outdoor cats... all black. Noah, the youngest, biggest and dumbest is my cat. I've had him since he could fit in the palm of my hand. Someone found him abandoned in the street on a hot summer day. Perhaps the heat stunted his IQ, because it sure didn't stunt his growth. He's a lummox of a cat who's deathly afraid of thunderstorms and the yard company. At times, he gets so scared that he busts through the screen on our porch to take solace from the lightning or the lawnmower. He also let's the other two smaller female cats push him out of the way at the food bowl. After being rudely butted in line, he'll go and lie down on the patio and patiently wait his turn (that is unless I'm out there -- the girl cats know he eats first if I'm around). With all of his cowardly quirks, however, when it comes to a very important matter, Noah is braver than most men.

I was sitting outside on the patio the other day when I notice him sneaking up on something I couldn't see on the other side of the porch. Whenver he gets in that mode, it's extremely fun to scare him with a clap of the hands or some other loud noise. I didn't miss the opportunity. He jumped, I laughed, and then he wandered off to do his normal cat duties (nap or eat), or so I supposed. Minutes later, the distinct sound of slithering got my attention about 3 yards away. A four foot long water mocassin sailed through the grass with Noah hot on his trail. I ran quickly to get the rake, and then came back out into the yard where Noah and the snake had stopped. I yelled out for Noah to move, which he did, and then I took a lame swing at the serpent who resumed his trek straight into the woods behind our house.

Yes, Noah is what you'd call a scaredy cat when it comes to storms and lawnmowers, but his feline instincts and curiosity allowed him to ferret a deadly snake out of our yard. He may not have survived a battle with the beast, but I guarantee you he would have given it a go had I not been there to stop him.

It makes me think how at times the cowardice of one coincides with the courage of another.